Now that technology is capable of creating the stuff of wildest dreams, designers have simply stopped dreaming.
You click the website link and the assets begin to load. The page is a gigantic photo, filling the entirety of the viewport. In the photo is a group of people – smiley, happy, beautiful people. The product is just about visible on the screen of one of their iPhones.
Overlaid on top of this photo is a brief sentence that introduces the product in a not-really-saying-anything-in-particular sort of way, set in a geometric sans-serif typeface. Beneath the sentence is a button. But not just any button – this button has white type, a transparent background and a thin, white border surrounding it. You press the button.
You’re gently transitioned further down the page and the large, cheerful photo remains in place, without scrolling, until it’s obscured by the main content area that appears from below. The content’s background is a large block of a single, flat colour and that colour is a semi-lurid, mint green. It’s the kind of green you might find on the rolled-up chinos of Shoreditch’s finest.
Flat and ‘fun’
You scroll a little further down the page and small diagrams begin to animate themselves as they enter the viewport. Then your attention is caught by something happening further up: you notice that a semi-transparent menu has slunk into view and attached itself to the top of the page. It stays there as you scroll through the product descriptions, the giant bands of flat colours and the well-lit photos of the support team pulling their best ‘fun’ faces.
If you’ve identified the website described here, I’m afraid there are no prizes, because there’s no correct answer. It is, in fact, a number of websites. A very large number. And if a new product website launches tomorrow, chances are it will fit that description, too.
Thousands and thousands of cookie-cutter sites litter the internet, each one drawing just a little too much influence from the last. The blame is not to be laid at the feet of sites that provide actual website templates, but at the feet of professional designers who are churning out ‘bespoke’ sites that might as well be templates.